Something about the Rhythm of our National Anthem

Sylva Nze Ifedigbo

The event was the recently held glo CAF awards. The normal rendition of the Nigerian National Anthem to kick start the event was led by a female voice which proceeded like some rhythm & Blues singer to sing the anthem in a strange rhythm.

Some one watching the awards on television with me asked if this was the remix of the national anthem, for by all purpose that was not the Nigerian National anthem. The lady sounded like she was singing a love song and the fact that this was happening on an international programme aired live on television gave me some concern.

That would not be the first time I would watch this happen. It is a shame how much we’ve mutilated the anthem that even in official Government functions our anthem is sang in a strange rhythm and no body cares to correct it.

Perhaps, most of our top Government people do not even know the correct rhythm and are thus not in a position to give the correction. This is indeed shameful and most embarrassing. 

A while ago, I had written an article “Have you looked at our National Flag lately” in which I called attention of Nigerians to the sorry state of our national flag especially as flown in the premises of corporate organizations and even in some Government establishments. In that piece I had noted that;

“Abuse of our national symbols now seems a national policy. A whole lot of Nigerians have little or no regards for the Naira which over the years has been a victim of un-speak able kinds of abuse. A great percentage of our school children sing the lines of the national anthem wrongly and their teachers who don’t equally know what the right lines are do not bother to correct them. Same goes for the national pledge. A few years ago the nation was treated to drama when a ministerial nominee could not sing the National anthem before the Senators. An even greater percentage of our populace cannot recite the pledge and don’t even bother asking any one to explain the symbols of the Coat of Arms, what you will get is absolute silence.”

The solution like I had advocated then lied in massive re-orientation and the Ministry of Information and communication through its National orientation Agency has a great job to do in this regard. It’s an indictment of no mean measure for our National anthem to be rendered in a mutilated rhythm especially at official public functions and we remain comfortable with it.

All the new talk by the Minister Prof Dora Akunyili of Re-branding, an effort which has been described by many as another ill-fated attempt to deodorize dog shit, should start from within and such things as this piece seeks to raise should be addressed pronto.

I hope the concerned officers get to assess this forum and take the appropriate actions.

But it does not end there. We need to get the basic things such the economy, jobs, food, power, etc right. Only a man whose stomach is full remembers to respect the national symbols. Only a man whose need has been met by his nation will care to know and respect the national symbols and laws. Until our leaders begin to do what they should do, the way it should be done, we will continue to be what we currently are; a pariah state and no amount of Image window dressing will change it.

Sylva Nze Ifedigbo

 

Now that kidnapping has assumed a new dimension

Sylva Nze Ifedigbo

Security tops as one of President Yar’Adua’s seven point agenda which many have described as seven “sleeping” agenda’s due to the lack of any clear cut direction from the Government towards the actualization of any. Security like the other six ill fated agenda’s of the Government has remained a huge challenge and with every passing day, it becomes increasingly apparent from occurrences that the Country in not only insecure, but its level of insecurity is actually assuming graver dimensions.

If perhaps in our uniquely Nigerian nature of deemphasizing issues or better put getting use to situations such that we now begin to consider them a normal way of life, we consider things like armed robbery, car snatching, burglary, one chancing, and such other serious everyday issues of insecurity as trivial, one which we can not afford to threat with the same kid gloves is the issue of Kidnapping which is gradually assuming the status of a trade in Nigeria today.

Before now, it was considered a Niger Delta problem. It started with the kidnap of white expatriate workers by so called Niger Delta activists, who we now know (from their activities), to be essentially criminals, then to traditional rulers and children of top government functionaries including infants as well as their aged parents.

On each occasion, a huge ransom is demanded, often running into millions of naira. Though the release of the victims was always effected, Government always claimed it had not paid any body the demanded ransom.

Perhaps taking a cue from the largely successful exploits of their brothers in the Niger Delta, the youths in the South East soon adopted the trade and it soon became common news to hear of the disappearance of business magnets and notable persons with the accompanying demand of some millions of Naira.  The trade has even assumed a dimension in which one didn’t need to be white, or to be a politician or a business mogul to be a victim, just any body with a hostage value whose relatives can raise some money were kidnapped including priests and religious leaders.

It has even been speculated in some quarter that some people now arrange to be kidnapped so as to either force money out of their parents or their employers. So has the kidnapping business become so lucrative under the nose of a Government that claims security is one of its agenda.

Never have we heard that the kidnappers were rounded up by security operatives and the hostages released. All we hear is about some negotiations and subsequent release with a claim by Government that the demanded ransom was not paid. How then was the magic done?

We all knew the government was instead of uprooting this weed from its root busy taking the easy was out of negotiating and doing business with kidnappers.  It is thus safe to state that the Government legitimized the kidnap trade and because it was that good, many more youths joined in and now we have a monster that threatens to do us all in.

All along, many commentators had called on the government to take drastic steps to end the trend to no avail. The advice was borne out of the strong fear that if the kidnappers ventured out of their bases in the south south and south east and succeeded, we might as well have on our hands a problem in the magnitude of post Saddam Iraq.

The first indication that we have clearly gotten to that level came yesterday (Thursday feb 12^th) in the kidnapping right here in the hitherto thought safe capital city of Abuja of the daughter of one of our Federal Law makers from her base at the University of Abuja.

With the kidnap came the demand for 100million naira and characteristically, the family and our security operatives are currently negotiating-beating down the price- to secure her release, instead of utilizing every machinery at their disposal to track down these rascals. I suspect that a fair enough price would soon be reached and the girl will be released.

While I understand the anxiety the family of the victim are enveloped in and how satisfied they would be to have back their daughter at whatever cost, I fear that such a successful trail will open the doors for many others as it will boost the confidence of the kidnappers who would now conclude that Abuja was not a “no go area” after all.

The consequence is better imagined. It means that virtually all our political office holders who have moved their aged parents and relatives with any hostage value whatsoever to Abuja for safety might as well begin to seek for alternative measures. Think also of the Children in primary and secondary schools, and their working wives. Perhaps they would soon be requiring the services of armed police men to escort them every where.

This is really not the kind of society you want to live in whether or not you fall into the category of people that could be kidnapped. Insecurity of lives and property is a matter that affects all and now that we are having it happen very close to those whose duty it is to fashion ways of stopping it, shall we now expect a proactive response?

Kidnapping has remained attractive because it is lucrative. If the kidnappers never get their demands no matter how beaten down during the so called negotiation process, they would not remain in the trade. And because our security operatives have showed utter incapability to in the process of discussing with these hoodlums round them up, none is discouraged to join.

I however wish to opine that if the demands are not paid, kidnapping will stop. All we need is some courage on the part of both Government and the families of victims. The people doing these things are normal human beings not some lunatic or mentally deranged persons whose actions can not be predicted. Because they do not have any motive other than to make easy money, I don’t believe that they will harm their victims in any way and reports till date does not indicate that any hostage has even been at the least maltreated.

In addition, stiffer penalties must be spelt out for kidnapping. A few days ago, the River State Governor whose domain is sort of the safe haven of kidnapers suggested a death sentence which I wish to agree to. Until kidnappers understand that the penalty for what they do is that heavy, they would not be discouraged.

But it does not stop there. Laws have to be made operational and you can only test a law when you have a suspect and this is where our security operatives come in. kidnappers are criminals and I do not believe our laws allows for criminals to be pampered.  They must be hunted down and made to face the law if we hope to end this senselessness. These persons live among us in the society, they make phone calls that can be traced, and they lodge their loot in bank accounts and spend same here in the country.

The police, SSS , Civil defense Corps and indeed the Army must wake up to their responsibilities of protecting the lives and property of Nigerians. If we can not handle this, what then is the justification for the huge sums voted to these organizations yearly?

With our daily crude output dropping from 2.5 million barrels to about 1.4 million barrels and oil companies pulling out expatriate oil workers out of the Niger delta for good as a result of the activities of kidnappers, the challenges we face as a nation especially in the face of worsening global economic meltdown which has seen crude prices drop to as low as 35 dollars per barrel can not be over emphasized.

Mr. President and his team must now show Nigerians that security is not just another accidental idea of one of his personal assistants who drafted the seven points, but a genuine carefully thought out objective of this administration. It wouldn’t tell well of this administration if we all are forced to go hiring personal body guards for our security just like we now depend on personal generators for power.

Sylva Nze Ifedigbo

The 14th of February

Sylva Nze Ifedigbo

For the past couple of days, most of the text messages I have been receiving have ended with a particular question, what are your plans for 14^th?

The 14^th  of every month  is just a day, but in February, it assumes a whole different meaning, one that perhaps only next to Christmas, sends the world-the youth world in particular- into frenzy and  is approached with such hype that one begins to wonder if ‘all these’ was just about another twenty four hours in human existence.

And the day comes and passes-like every other day- and it becomes business as usual again. But then, so much happens before and on the 14^th that leaves our lives never the same again. It is this re-alignment, misalignment or disalignmnent that occurs in our emotional lives towards and on the 14^th that is perhaps responsible for the palpable anxiety with which we approach this day.

I don’t often set out to write on emotional issues. I don’t consider it one of my strong points. In fact if anything, I abhor it. Perhaps because there are traces in my genes of that strongly African mentality that considers it rather a sign of weakness for a man to be emotional or may be because, honestly, yours sincerely would be glad – from his experiences- to join up with ace singers Brick and Lace in echoing the lines of their popular song “Love is wicked”.

What makes it a bit more complicated is that the former makes it difficult for me to express the latter. At the end of the day, the whole thing is bundled up, placed in to a tin with a tight lid and left in an obscure corner of my heart to be revisited and added to at the next unsuccessful attempt.

My emotional malfeasance, actions or inactions are however not the crux of this piece. It’s all about the day 14^th and what makes it a period for emotional barometers to overshoot and why my friends especially those of the mullerian duct family who I have maintained an appreciable level of cordiality with in the last year, seem so concerned about my plans for the day.

How has the world so misconstrued the word “love” so much as to fix a particular day for its expression? If you ask me, it is like gathering up the whole world and trying to force it into one tiny room. How have we so trivialized the very essence of our existence?

Beyond the big treats in fancy eat-outs and a noisy night down at the club and such other sundry activities that go with it, what more significance does this day have for us?

So, to my friends, my simple answer has been “nothing”, full stop. On that day like every other day, I will wake up to my normal routine and other eventualities and if these includes helping lift a burden off another’s shoulder, picking a sharp object off the road, helping a colleague get his assignments right, being patient for the other driver to move in the traffic, assisting a lone driver push his ailing car uninvited or stopping to give accident victims a hand, I shall be most grateful to God, for it is in such little ways that we really make the word ‘love’ sound like it still exist.

I therefore would wish to advice that whatever your own plans for the 14^th of February is, make sure it doesn’t just end in taking that girl or guy to bed or spending the best of your savings to impress that girl you met at the mall a while ago, Do something to add value to the life of another person and make it a life habit.

Sylva Nze Ifedigbo

nzeifedigbo@yahoo.com